It’s quite daunting to realise that it’s 2008 I woke early on the first of January 2008 at around 2am to period cramps that could quite possibly have killed a small animal! This bought on one of those – what the fuck have I done with my life moments? As I reached for the ponstan and panadine forte before rolling over and trying to go back to sleep!

I spent the lead up to New Years / NYE / New years day with my brother and his wife and their son in the new house they just bought which is a massive – with an enormous yard, swimming pool, 3 plasma TV’s, fully air-conditioned, with a jetski in the garage!

Here I am – about to turn 31 – the only thing I own is my car! (Subaru can’t go wrong!) and I’m waiting for the 10th  of January to see if I got accepted into University
Why goto uni at 30? I can hear people ask?!? Because at 30 I decided that I should “get an education” that will allow me to get a ‘real job’ what ‘real job’ I’m going to get I have no bloody idea of right now! But I’ve once again played the safety card and enrolled in a BA – I can sort out the rest if and when I get accepted.

New years resolutions are as follows – I’ll up date in a month and see how it’s going

1)    Drink more water – I look every day of 30 these days!
2)    Drink LESS alcohol – I look every day of 31, and I’m not 31 yet!
3)    Eat more fruit – Apple? What’s an apple!
4)    Write me often in my online journal – Mwahahahahahhahh I kill myself with that one
5)    If I get into uni I need to APPLY myself and get a result – I’m about 57% good at a fucking lot of things! Just not one thing can I say I’m 100% good at!
6)    Stay away from nutters – in fact stay single until I’ve completed uni – a casual shag is NOT a relationship
7)    Read more books
8)    Spend quality time with my family and friends – this involves conversation not just hanging out watching a movie
9)    See Number 2
10)    Learn new things

I’ll keep you updated with how all 10 go

To everyone who’s reading – I hope you had a nice New Years – Best of luck for 2008 in whatever it is you do